Monday, January 12, 2009

This might not go so well. . .

FOR SALE: Best friend

Likes to shop, eat out, laugh. . .and take pictures of you as you walk out of the bathroom. . . 

I rest my case. 

9 comments:

Gunnar Hanson said...

Is there a "Buy it now" price, or is there a "Minimum Bid" sort of thing going down?

Emily the Magnificent. said...

Know what? You can have her for free.

Scott said...

oh, oh, I will take her for free. Does she comes with papers? mariam

Emily the Magnificent. said...

Uhhmmm, I can make papers. . .

Gunnar Hanson said...

Emily, I must officially write you up and put you on record concerning the group, "Maria is my best friend." You have been relieved as an officer.

Emily the Magnificent. said...

. . . oh. . .

Gunnar Hanson said...

This isn't permanent, there are just some concerns about Maria's welfare while in your custody. We are in essence simply "freezing your account" until we can verify your loyalties are solid to protect the purity of devotion to Maria within the club! :)

Gunnar Hanson said...

After further review, the council has ruled that Emily is still fit for duty as an officer in "Maria is My Best Friend" group. It has been deemed that this post was a joke and Maria was never actually for sale. Welcome back, you have been restored. Officially "Unshuned."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMlGpDfyxEA

Emily the Magnificent. said...

Yesssss! I am so relieved!!