Saturday, May 31, 2008

Quote of the day (yesterday)

"Even God would smile upon you having Jason Castro's illegitimate child." -Nate

Friday, May 16, 2008

That girl

Quote of the day: "Once upon a time, I was asleep" 
Happy Birthday Amelia Jane 

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Uhm, my theme song

Sugar and Spice
I never want to marry or to die
I just want to build a kite and fly it in the sky
I only live in castles made of sand
I don't care for many things untouched by human hand

These are the dreams of little girls
who don't want to grow up
sugar and spice, all things nice
so they say we're made of
is that true
is that true

I'll put on my pretty face, tuck away my blues
all dressed up nowhere to go
someone stole my shoes

These are the dreams of different times
they're not mine they're made up

I wont act like a lady as I'm told
I will have adventures
I'll be scarred and bold
Will I be a sailor off to foreign lands
will I fly an airplane cross the desert sands

These are the dreams of little girls
who don't want to grow up
sugar and spice all things nice
so they say we're made of
is that true
is that true.

Ummmm. . . . I love the Ditty Bops.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Woah now

I haven't been to work for 13 house, it MUST be time to go back. 

*throws up*

Sunday, May 11, 2008

. . . . .. . . ... ..

I had the most horrible of horrible dreams last night. 

We got a fake Christmas tree, and we decided not to open it till Christmas, and then we did and we didn't like it. 

We had no Christmas tree for Christmas. 

It was horrible. 

Not only that, but contemplating a fake one? No no no. . . not okay. 

Okay, enough about Christmas. 

Saturday, May 10, 2008

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Since we are on this theme of sicknesses I really think that it is time for me to blog about Christmas. 


I miss it. 

I probably think about how I want it to be Thanksgiving/Christmas time every other day. 

Not even exaggerating (I spelled that right on my first try!)

For instance, just a second ago I was on the toilet reading an out-dated Time magazine, and there was a picture of Christmas shoppers. 

My heart actually hurt. Not just like, aw I love Christmas. . . no, like, oh man, I am so depressed that it is not Christmas. 

Not only that, but every time a month goes by and it is the 1st I get so excited because I know I am just that much closer to Christmas. 

I hate the summer for the fact that it is lacking a Christmas. 

I haven't decided yet if it is a bad thing that I love Christmas so much. 

I wish whoo-ville was real, and I could live in it. 

I mean seriously, a town where they get ready for Christmas all year. Sign me up. 

Stupid Cindy-loo. Not excited about Christmas. She didn't know how good she had it. 

My favorite movie is It's A Wonderful Life. That and Muppet Christmas Carol (Hello? Uncle?), and White Christmas (Mr. Bones feels crackalin, haha, that's a good one) and any claymation made for TV movie (He's Mr. Green Christmas, he's Mr Sun). All my favorite. . . well, It's A Wonderful Life comes first (Mr. Martini, how bout some wine!)

Oh my goodness. 

I love it all. 

I mean, when is there another time that you can eat candy and cookies for a month straight? And give really fun gifts, and listen to special music, and put a tree in your house?

It's just amazing! The most amazing thing ever invented. 


Most common side effect: 

Deep cleaning my room. 

What the heck? 

I have a sickness.

It's called not doing homework when finals are in a week. 

The side affects of this disease are as follows: 

1. Eating. 
-I'm not talking about meals. . I'm talking about half a tray of rice krispy treats.           You can click on this and it will get bigger

2. Listening to music that I have not listened to since Jr. High. 
-yes Blink 182, this means you.                                       

3. Taking ridiculously long showers. 
-30min give or take. 

4. Watching gymnastics on TV. 
-Just kidding, nothing would drive me to do that. 

5. Blog 

I'm going to fail all my classes apparently.

. . .Oooo, maybe I'll go text someone I don't actually want to talk to but it will give me another reason to avoid studying. 

Heck yes. 


Friday, May 9, 2008

Some mighty fine teeth

I'm getting a sparkly rainbow retainer. 

If you're not jealous, you're not human. 

Because you all have been worrying about me, I'm doing better with the Jason Castro's elimination. 

I have seen many exit interviews and he seems very happy. 

Right now I'm just devising my plan of how I can get him and his girlfriend to break up. 

Not really any great ideas that don't involve someone dying yet. 

I'm sure something will come to me. 

I want to quite my job. Maybe I will. Not today though. 

I have to go get ready to make some money. 

I still hate American Idol. Too bad I wont stop watching it. 

I'm going to post pictures of Jason still so you can see how pretty he is. 

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Oh dear.

I really don't want Jason to leave tonight. 

I hate American idol.