Friday, January 2, 2009

What to do. . .


Okay. 

So I really want banjo lessons. 

I found the guy who wrote "banjo for dummies", and taught some guy from The Bruce Springsteen Band.

He lives in Berkeley. 

He charges $70 an hour, or $35 for a half hour. 

You can have lessons as frequently or as infrequently as you want. 

He'll pick you up form BART. . .which. . . is actually kinda creepy. 

I don't care. 

Decisions decisions. . . .

6 comments:

Ri said...

I think that you're a strong, brilliant, independent woman, and can teach yourself. (Maybe even in the park. On a bench. Like this dreadlocked guy we know...)

Just sayin'...

Emily the Magnificent. said...

That's true. You are so smart. And then I can put the money to much better use, like going to college.

=)

Ri said...

Yep...going to college...raising Sea Monkeys...or buying skirts that make perfect swirly circles when you twirl in them.

You know, important stuff. :)

Verification word is nosests. What is that - noses that are the most nosey they can be...pluralized?

Emily the Magnificent. said...

Actually, those three things you mentioned are the things I would like to spend money on for the rest of my life.

Nosests? It could be some kinda of Welch sub-culture. . . or something?

Gunnar Hanson said...

Emily, if you are going to make it big, you gotta make some sacrifices. I think the "Bart pickup" is a screening process to test your banjo Jedi Knight skills. If it is suspicious, just take him out like you did to the criminal a few weeks ago. I am available for $75/hour to teach you some super duper lethal Navy SEAL hand to hand tactics if you need them!

Emily the Magnificent. said...

Oh, Navy Seal tactics. . those could come in handy.