FOR SALE: Best friend
Likes to shop, eat out, laugh. . .and take pictures of you as you walk out of the bathroom. . .
I rest my case.
"Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch."
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Is there a "Buy it now" price, or is there a "Minimum Bid" sort of thing going down?
Know what? You can have her for free.
oh, oh, I will take her for free. Does she comes with papers? mariam
Uhhmmm, I can make papers. . .
Emily, I must officially write you up and put you on record concerning the group, "Maria is my best friend." You have been relieved as an officer.
. . . oh. . .
This isn't permanent, there are just some concerns about Maria's welfare while in your custody. We are in essence simply "freezing your account" until we can verify your loyalties are solid to protect the purity of devotion to Maria within the club! :)
After further review, the council has ruled that Emily is still fit for duty as an officer in "Maria is My Best Friend" group. It has been deemed that this post was a joke and Maria was never actually for sale. Welcome back, you have been restored. Officially "Unshuned."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMlGpDfyxEA
Yesssss! I am so relieved!!
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