Monday, March 30, 2009

I remember the alligator shoes.


I had an epiphany today. 

A huge shallow epiphany. 

When I see a guy, my initial evaluation of him is based on his shoes. 

Bizarre? Yes.

My last boyfriend had really poor taste in shoes. 

Not letting that happen again.

I like how I say "last" as if there were more than just a "last". 
There was only a "last".

Annnnddddddd. . . I wish American Idol was on tonight. 


5 comments:

nate and britt morgan said...

your last boy friend makes it sound like there have been many.....

Emily the Magnificent. said...

Hmmm. . I sounds like a "flucey"

I'll reword it.

Electroluminescence. said...

you are amazing.
hahaha. shoes are very important & can be revealing of one's true character. :]

pea.ess.
you are totally right. i have no desire to mess with the stewpid white witch. but she's been defeated...and the winter is gone... [i hate winter & being cold.] ...so i think we're safe to move there now.
I don't think i would be skilled in the sword area either... i'd do better with a bow & arrow like Susan... but i'd rather just have a cordial of healing potion like Lucy.
in fact, i once won a "Lucy Pevensie" award in middle school.
hahahah. don't ask. i was rather honored though.

Emily the Magnificent. said...

No, shoes DO really tell a lot about a person's character. It's ridiculous.

That is a good point about the White Witch. I think that Lucy would be a good option. . like, if I had to pick one of them to be.

Electroluminescence. said...

YES. i wonder what my shoes say about me?
I wear lots of flats, comfortable, cute shoes, some plain, and simple... but some with lots of shinyness, sparkles, & brightness. I'm really shy, but i have a few pairs of shoes that make up for my lack of boldness and flamboyance otherwise. :]

I was pretty thrilled to be compared to Lucy. she's a winner. seriously.... she's the bomb.com.
Susan's pretty lame! She never came back to Narnia EVER after she left.
She was only interested in lipstick and nylons and being grown up.
make believe is so much more fun.

in other news...what did you think of American Idol tonight?!