Friday, March 13, 2009

I didn't wanna be on top (no, not like that, get your mind out of the gutter)

So I feel like I can't keep this to myself any longer. 

I didn't actually apply for ANTM. 

Upon further thought, I really would hate to be on that show. 

Why would I want to be involved in something that promotes. . . everything that show promotes. 

I don't think that you should step on people to get ahead. 
I don't think that being skinny is a necessity for beauty. 
I don't think that Tyra is cool. 
I don't think a bunch of girls living in the same house is a good idea. 
Lastly, I don't think that Miss J is actually a woman, and I would feel weird calling a man "miss" 

So, sorry to disappoint. 

Here is my video I was going to submit.


Chatty Cathy said...

Omg, that was awesomely hysterical. They would have picked you, for sure. But ... sigh ... it's you're life, your choice. Sigh.


Roo said...

Ok. Watching that video was definitely worth you not applying. Us little people need that video! It is not worthy of the ANTM scrap floor. 15 minutes?!?! They are so not getting my next pizza order! Bwahahaha!!

Chatty Cathy said...

It just dawned on me why you REALLY didn't want to be on that show. Your hair! They probably would have hacked the crap out of it during the "make-overs" and that would have truly sucks. Good call.