And I should not be blogging because I have nothing to say

So today I had my first post-break up asking out. . . 

It was awkward. 

It was a text. 

And it was awkward. 

I said no. 

Awkward. 

Anyway, Mel said THE darndest things today.

My favorite I think was, "Have I ever had a wedgie?" 

Yes, I did teach her what a wedgie was today. 

I used graphic language I would not dream about using on the world wide web. 

So Britt, if she starts saying something along the lines of buttcrack any time soon. . . 

Don't shoot the messenger.