Quote of the day

After seeing a commercial for Bipolar Disorder Maddy thought she might have the disorder. 

Mom: Do you have racing thoughts?

Maddy: . . . I have thoughts. . . that go through my head. 

Apparently I'm phone number worthy.

I was given my first phone number while serving  table.

I know what you're thinking. . .

About dang time!

Not a good day.

He was one of my favorites. 

January 26, 1925 -September 27, 2008

I'm really sad. 

In other news. . . I was asked today if I had Jewfro.

Nothing else needs to be said about that. 

Applegaurd

I taught Mel all about "The Meeting" today.

Quote of the day

I made the mistake of going to the mall today. 

As always I was accosted by a gay kiosk man selling nail buffers. 

In his gay kiosk man fashion he asked me questions about myself and went on and on about how beautiful I was. 

Then he asked how old I was, his response. . . 

"Oh, so you're of legal age then!" 

Shirt of the day

So I was in art class today when I saw a fellow student with this shirt. . . 

"If you've never thought of suicide, you've never been in love." 

I'd hate to meet any of her ex-boyfriends. 

Why do I stay up so late? Someone shoot me. Quick. 

Quote of the yesterday.

"He is the reason we keep breathing and living, even though there are days when we don't want to breathe anymore." 

-Steven Curtis Chapman

Dang it. . .

I realized tonight that I might never be able to get married. 

I don't think an upstanding man would have me. 

Shoot. 

December come to me quickly

OH MY GOODNESS. I'M ABOUT TO THROW UP THEN DIE AND I CAN'T SAY WHY. 

OOOOHHHHHH MMYYYYYYYY GGOOODDDDNNEEESSSSSSSS. 

Quote of the day

You tell em' Paul!

"If you've got a little gay tendency and you're roaring drunk. . .I'd have caught him once."

"I wanna make another video. . ."

Mel the video Blogger

Really, we can only handle one of her.

For Mawia. 

She'd swim the ocean for you

Lost another one.

The good chain Pomodoro is short a new cashier named Scott, apparently it wasn't working out for him and his stogies. 

Darn shame.

Quote of the day part deuce.

"I'm a sensitive guy, and you just don't understand that."

-Dad

She just realized this?

"Oh my goodness, mom, dad, I JUST now realized what is wrong with me!"

-Maddy.

She gets me every time.

Remind me not to talk to 3 year olds anymore. 

Posting flurry.

MY HERO.

Whhhaaa?

There is a man in my house talking about poop. 

What? 

I smell a two weeks notice.

Quote of the Day

"Do you think it's unprofessional if I have a stogie behind my ear?"

-Scott, the new cashier who isn't so bright. 

Happy Birthday Maria.

"You know, how everyone wants to date their dad, and marry their mom!" -Maria

Happy Birthday dear friend.